Be ye fisher's of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.

Concidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified.  He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirits" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!"

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!"

Prayer:  Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as adivisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons that it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitos come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

God Himself does not propse to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?

Slome minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed up and permantely set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches, what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church memvers who are singing, "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.


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